armadillo:

when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire 

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joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

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nonamesareleft:

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